even tho schweini isn’t training, the world cup has spoilt me, so i now expect 10 schweinski selfies, 5 gifs of them flirting and one kiss

k thanks bye

seeing mario gomez and marco back in the nt puts my heart at ease


i am haunted by all the editions of books that are prettier than the ones i already own.

i’m sorry but the evolution of basti’s face and hair from 20 years old to 30 has been amazing and beautiful

  • Aries: self-centred competitive cunts but still sweet
  • Taurus: nice as heck but dont show much emotions and eat a way too much
  • Gemini: smooth lunatic manipulative assholes but geniuses
  • Cancer: dependant, emotionally unstable lullabies and probably the nicest persons you know
  • Leo: most generous and selfish at the same time attention whores
  • Virgo: steady fuckers that probably have an OCD
  • Libra: double-faced childish bitches but they know how to look good tho
  • Scorpio: paranoid psychos that think about dry humping all day long
  • Sagittarius: funny but rude, one night stands big winner
  • Capricorn: cold-hearted motherfuckers without any social skills
  • Aquarius: weird hipsters that always try to sound deep and different but VERY open-minded
  • Pisces: sensible compulsive liars, daydreamers and super gentle but hypocrites